Another argument to reinforce New Jersey’s own sneaking suspicions that it is pretty much just an ugly, overtaxed parkway that has no idea what it is talking about, ever. Oh, and that New Jerseyan Jon Corzine is a 5 year old that can’t refrain from verbally bitchsmacking George Jr.

Here’s a little snippet from J-Mart’s enlightened column:

It’s been six months since President George W. Bush left the White House and quietly decamped to Dallas, but you’d hardly know it from watching the two marquee elections of 2009. Bush-bashing, it seems, has not lost its political potency.”

“America doesn’t need to be Bushwhacked again,” Corzine declared, jabbing his index finger and drawing loud cheers. “New Jersey cannot afford to be Bushwhacked again.”

We are exactly 172 into Barack Obama’s presidency — a politician we elected on the premise of change and yet cannot ourselves accept. As everything, change is a double-edged sword, and we have no choice but to be the non-partisan future we so fervently demand from our Capitol…

No more liberal high horse. Regardless of cause, it’s time we take the reins and confront American problems with direct action, not partisan rhetoric.

Here’s some LOLs for you:

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